Rainy Day Masturbation
The weather is pretty miserable right now. It’s cold, rainy, and nothing but mud outside my front door. That pretty much killed all of my motivation to leave the house and be productive today. Instead, I have been home looking at porn and renting movies. I ended up watching 300 and remembering how fucking hot it was. The creators can deny all they want, but that is a homo erotic masterpiece and I need Gerard Butler’s Leonidas in my ass like I have never needed anything else in my life.
So after watching that, I naturally did some internet sleuthing for any nudes of the actors. I want to take a moment here to say thank you to Michael Fassbender for his generosity. Bless you, sir.
Obviously, the time had come to watch some actual porn, so I headed over to Men.com to see what was new. Right on the front page was a film called Sacred Band of Thebes. It was a bunch of hot chiseled men in skimpy costumes ready to go to battle with hard dicks in place of swords. It was great timing and exactly the sort of movie I was in the mood for.
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